NOT A COUNTRY WOMAN

Honest to goodness you aren’t going to believe with she did!  Auntie Nancy may be a small town girl, but she’s no country woman!   Picture this:  She sneaks downstairs to get dressed up real nice and warm.  She doesn’t want to take us this trip because she says we little guys always try to trip her in the snow and she’s going to get the Sunday newspaper and she’ll be right back.  So, bundled up and wearing Art’s warm boats, she heads out the back door.  I get it she doesn’t want to tromp through the house in the boots.  But instead of walking around toward the barn to walk down the driveway, SHE WALKS THE OTHER WAY!  Yep, that crazy old woman wades through the snow and she’s already huffing and puffing by the time she gets to the little hill she’ll need to climb to get to the driveway.  She stops. Surveys the situation. Thinks about turning around to go back and go the other way. But, then thinks"Oh well, it’s just a little hill," and she tries to climb up.   Bwahahaha   By the time she has fallen three times Charlie and Diesel are in the window barking their heads off and Uncle Norm has let us outside so we can "go help."   Bwahahaha We certainly tried to.   Haha Auntie Nancy was not a happy camper and even kisses from Indy did not make her smile today. By the time she got turned around and waded back to the basement door she had lost all interest in reading the Sunday paper. She gave us all some good entertainment though, including Uncle Norm. He was laughing too.   Auntie?  She 

wasn’t laughing, but I did hear her muttering some words I haven’t heard before.  Bawahahahaha

All is good on the farm.  Seth is here offering to help Norm get the car up. Then he’s got a concert to play for. Finally he will get to sleep.  Night shift is rough.  Auntie Nancy will send him home with chili. She made enough for a small army and now her kids are not coming to play with us.  I think the cold weather changed their minds.

Bunnies and ducks are good. The ducks slept in their house last night. They don't seem to miss their swimming pool. We’re good.  Auntie fried bacon for everybody this morning. Yuuuuummmmmy. What a treat!

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